What do Billy Murray & Portland, Maine have in common?

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The answer would be Annalise Carr. Last night at Bully Feeny’s in Portland, ME The Bad Poetry Slam was held. Beforehand, Bully Feeney’s held an open mic and a few less practiced poets emerged. Annalise was there to inspire with this beaut of a poem to rival the “bad poets” later to preform that night.

I thought I would share with all of you. Enjoy.

Annalise delivered an “Ode to Billy Murray” and her brilliance is as follows:

You visited my dreams last night, Bill Murray.

Despite our age difference the relationship worked in a quirky Woody Allen romcom way.

You liked my cat and I put up with your french fry kleptomania.

Alas, there was a complication.

Scott Baio, who made an appearance as my father,

Disapproved of the relationship.

Not because you were 40 years my senior,

But because you’re a deep dish guy.

As we walked hand in hand

People stared, some shouted lines from Caddy Shack,

But your crows feet lined eyes were fixed on me.

And just as I was coming to consciousness I could feel your hot old man breath.

And you whispered,

“Who you gonna a call?”

 

And there you have it. You’re welcome.

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